The new Transformers film is a rollercoaster ride. I don't mean that as a metaphor—it literally is an exhausting physical experience. Michael Bay's films assault the senses, stunning the audience with blow after blow to the head. While it's possible to leave the theater without a headache after watching this movie, it's not particularly likely. Now is that a bad thing? People like rollercoasters, right? But this is like one of those wooden rollercoasters where you a jolt gets sent up your spine at each seam of the track. ...read more